Just Cause 2 – One Hour Playtest

Before we even begin I must warn you, the following article may contain words such a bum, willy and boob. In fact it does now, as I’ve just written them, glad we got that out of the way… now on to Just Cause 2 (or as I like to call it Reverse Spidey). I have had the game for the last three days and have been prodding and poking it’s decidedly exciting package fondly for your information needs… but what were my feelings after the first hour or so? Hit the jump and find out for yourself…

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Terrorists Reviewing Games for GAME!!

I knew it! GAME are harboring terrorists, allowing them access to the internet once a day to trigger an IED and review a game on their shoppy shoppy shop shop website.

Akeem Juliard thobourne

its the best killing game i ever seen the storyline is amazing the weapons are wiked the best game i hope theres a thrid game coming and real soon

Although we at The Lolocaust despise Racial Profiling I reckon this evidence proves links between Al Qaeda and GAME! Note the broken English, the clearly false name and the fact that the ‘game’ is referred to as a ‘killing game’! ZOMG! JACK THOMPSON WAS RIGHT!!!

We’re Back in Business!

At last I have found my writing mojo and gotten rid of the infection that was making my hands write no more than One Hundred and Forty characters at a time – Twitteritis. You can expect at least one feature a week now, as well as the usual Tweets and occasional mini-posts. Throw into the mix an attempt to re-boot the forum and you’ve got yourself a rather hopeful Bouncy, hoping that you will join him on the new ride.

To celebrate me getting a kick up the arse I shall be launching the cheapest ever Twitter competition this morning. Head on over to our Twitter feed for more details.