Ultimate Fighting Nazi Championship 2009 – The Fighters

fighting-cowThe age old tradition of taking movie and game characters and pitting them against one another has been a long standing feature of magazines and websites since the Sonic and Mario days, but as yet one group of semi-fictional individuals have had their abilities untested. Well we are putting that straight right now with the Ultimate Fighting Nazi Championships. Hit the jump to see who will be throwing it down in this battle of the bad dudes.

Gruppe A

Karl Ruprecht Kroenen – Hellboy

Col. Hans Landa – Inglourious Basterds

Nazi Monkey – Raiders of the Lost Ark

Nazi Zombies – Outpost

Gruppe B

Major Arnold Toht – Raiders of the Lost Ark

Adenoid Hynkel – The Great Dictator

Amon Goeth – Schindler’s List

Franz Liebkind – The Producers (Will Ferrel incarnation)

Gruppe C

Cyborg Hitler – Wolfenstein 3D

Col. Von Luger – The Great Escape

Martin Boorman – Beneath the Valley of the Ultra Vixens

Willhelm Strasse – Return to Castle Wolfenstein

Gruppe D

Master D/Adolph Hitler – Bionic Commando

Col. Herzog – Dead Snow

Adolf Hitler – Downfall

Dr Christian Szell – Marathon Man

Gruppe E

Col Von Stauffenberg – Valkerie

Jurgen Wulf – Bloodrayne

Medal of Honor Nazi Trooper – Medal of Honor series

Pineapple Arse Hitler – Little Nicky

So there you go, the twenty Nazis up for this years title of the Worlds Best Nazi!

Each group will fight each other for points, with the top two from each group going through to the next round. There is room for two ‘fan favourite’ additions from the loser pile, which will be your choice.

Fighting for the first rounds will begin shortly, with regular updates exclusive here at the Lolocaust!

Place your bets.

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