We were going to get you all some Easter Eggs, but as most of you are allergic to dairy produce we have decided to give a gift that keeps on giving, a funny story involving someone in pain.
We know how much you love them…
There was a painful conclusion to an end-of-season party when a Welsh Non-League footballer suffered severe injuries after a pool cue was rammed up his backside.
An as yet unnamed 37-year-old midfielder for Tenby AFC, who play in the Pembrokeshire 1st Division, is still in hospital five days after the incident. A source, believed to be a team-mate, told the Mirror: “It was a bit of horseplay that went seriously wrong. We’d all had a few drinks when one of the lads did a moonie. A player picked up a pool cue and it all went wrong from there.”
Another Tenby team-mate, 29, was arrested, but later released without charge by police.
Let’s just hear that bit again:
“A player picked up a pool cue and it all went wrong from there.”
[insert joke about going for the brown here]