You lucky bastards…
So, right yes…
Place your bets now, then scroll down for the ‘thrilling’ conclusion to the game.
Any bright ideas?
Guess you might need some lube.
Unless you were one of those ‘sexy’ rapists, who weren’t rapists until a newspaper offered to pay for your ‘traumatic story’.
But obviously… alongside the Vaseline this is a damning comment on the state of fertility treatment on the NHS.
And finally… what horrid, torturous product would our potential rapist – with a non-functioning/too-small-to-penetrate penis opt to go for lastly…?
So there you have it, Amazon is little more than a pervert’s paradise.