Oh… They had sex.
Oh, and they were brother and sister…
Oh, this is from the Scottish Sun, so apologies for the over-use of EMPHASIS and WORDS TO MAKE YOU FEEL OUTRAGED!
A TWISTED brother and sister are facing jail after they were spotted having sex in a train station lift.
Richard Finlayson, 21, and sibling Kirsty, 18, romped in the elevator as they were filmed by CCTV cameras.
The shocking 15-minute clip showed them exiting the lift — only to return a short time later to have sex AGAIN.
And as they left for a second time Richard gave Kirsty a £20 note.
The depraved pair were later arrested by police after a railway worker at Motherwell Station raised the alarm.
Last night a family friend said the revelations had left the pair’s family “destroyed”.
It came after Richard, of Carluke, Lanarkshire, and Kirsty of Lesmahagow, admitted having unlawful sexual intercourse in June last year.
Hamilton Sheriff Court heard how they left an 11-year-old boy who was with them on the platform during their illicit tryst.
Depute fiscal Amanda Gallagher said: “They both went into the lift and were seen having sexual intercourse on the CCTV.
“Both accused then exited the lift for a short period before returning and continuing having sexual intercourse.
“Both accused then stood up and left the lift. At which point Mr Finlayson was seen giving his sister some money.”
The court was told Kirsty Finlayson had admitted the sordid act to police.
But she denied she’d had sex for cash — while Richard said he gave her the £20 “as a brother, not for payment”.
Last night the family friend said: “We’re devastated. I was sickened when I heard about it.
“Most of the family knew nothing about it until letters for the case came in.
“We can’t believe it. It is a nightmare.”
Sheriff Ray Small ordered Richard to be placed on the sex offenders’ register. The brother and sister will be sentenced next month.
You know, that film where Sarah Michelle Gellar offers to do anal with her step-brother in return for ruining some poor innocent girl’s life?
Could they be on that level?
I wouldn’t waste blog space on the beautiful people, hell I’d have to feature almost every Royal Wedded couple if I went down that route… no these pair look EXACTLY how you expect:
I’m assuming it was VERY dark in the lift… You’d have to be pretty desperate to have sex with either of them in the first place – not even Drunk Ken would touch that girl, and he’s got a restraining order for pretty much ALL OF WALES! – let alone throwing in the incest card…
Oh dear Scotland, is this what happens when you drink Irn Bru?
What’s even better is the sheer fact that in both pictures they have that look usually reserved for rats before the farmer unloads two barrels into their faces…
Take this as a warning people, if you are ugly and attracted to your equally ugly sister, don’t go and have sex in a public location, instead do it in private and then sell your story to Take A Break magazine, and who knows, maybe even a pervert like you could be on the Jeremy Kyle show!
Lofty aspirations affect even the lowest members of the community.